I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….
When you wake up and think you’re late for school
this gon be me now
Looking at your grades at the end of the year like
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus